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Who the hell first designed the jock-strap?
A compromise solution harking back to the ancient days of naked Greek athletes?
A practical garment for the sportsman? I think not...
It was actually some gay designer who wanted nothing more than to see some bare-assed
sportsmen.
 Perhaps
the same guy who designed all those lewdly- tailored military uniforms that every
country's armed forces seem to wear.
Maybe he was also the architect of Manchester's Victorian 'Strangeways' prison?
Everyone agrees that its central tower looks like a penis. Was it a sly joke at
the expense of all those sexually-frustrated prisoners?
You see, in years gone by they could get away with these things...
Anyway, this week I decided to buy myself a jockstrap. I couldn't find one in
any of the sports shops and ended up getting one from a gay clothing store.
I guess the straight boys don't want to wear a jock anymore. They probably wear
their wife's panties under their football shorts.
David Beckham has a lot to answer for... |
